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One Hundred and One Animal Jokes

Sam Schultz

One Hundred and One Animal Jokes

Guaranteed to Make You Howl (Make Me Laugh)

by Sam Schultz

  • 388 Want to read
  • 29 Currently reading

Published by Lerner Pub Group (L) .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Animals,
  • Humor,
  • Jokes,
  • Wit and humor,
  • Wit and humor, Juvenile,
  • Children: Grades 4-6

  • Edition Notes

    ContributionsJoan Hanson (Illustrator)
    The Physical Object
    FormatLibrary Binding
    Number of Pages48
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL11424378M
    ISBN 100822509784
    ISBN 109780822509783
    OCLC/WorldCa8050574

    The title includes "with a prose supplement.". Honestly, that annoyed the daylights out of me. Not the title, but that a book called One Hundred and One Famous Poems would include a prose supplement. Actually, it was probably the prose they selected that annoyed me even more/5. Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes.

    "I bet one Finn can beat ten Soviets!" The Soviet officer laughs at this and sends ten of his best soldiers to deal with this guy. After a couple of minutes of shooting they hear the voice again: "I bet one Finn can beat a hundred Soviets!" The officer, now enraged, sends a hundred soldiers to silence this cocky Finn. The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed. % / votes. About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast. % / votes. I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick%(K).

    The best jokes in the world from the likes of Amy Schumer, Tommy Cooper, Dave Chappelle, Trevor Noah and many more. British GQ Fashion Culture Grooming Watches GQ Hype LifestyleAuthor: James Mullinger.   of the Best Jokes for Kids. Whether you’re looking for popular kid jokes, animal jokes or, yes, even the dad jokes, we’ve got them on this list of kid-tested/parent-approved jokes for kids. With more than jokes to scroll through, the laughs are guaranteed!


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